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Actually it's Sihuhataneungkhrao (four ears and five eyes and one beard)

It is difficult to answer your statement/question with a yes or no so I am going with a maybe simply because the future is not here yet but still in the future if it was here one could simply say yes/no because one would know the answer already but if you hold some of your dry grass in the air and let it go you could see where the wind is blowing from and no matter what we are all screwed already we just don't know it yet.

Pull your finger, you fartheads

such as: a welcome basket, extra towels, bathrobe and slippers

He wants to make sure he and the wife still fly for free after he is gone from office.

Buying price is different from selling price. Your loss is that difference. How did you survive in life without understanding basics?

soon to be known as "Bizarre Ratchada Hotel"

The Thai Police only carries out orders that they deem good for their image. When Prime Minister Prayut Chan Ocha ordered a nationwide police reform due to corruption, the RTP came up with a new uniform design.

Huh, just like the Police VIP escort for rich Chinese tourists, except... paid by tax payers.

He sang, and he had a tantrum over a girl twerking. That's about it, should be his epitaph.

So, where is Somyot going? To recap: he was the National Police Chief in 2014 who borrowed 300 million baht from the owner of Victoria's Secret Massage Parlor who became a criminal fugitive in 2018, also he was instrumental in the murder conviction of the two Burmese on Koh Tao in 2014 (having first lost and then re-found the crucial DNA evidence), also he awarded 3 million baht (earmarked to reward information from the public) to police in the 2015 Erewan Shrine bombing... and then he bought the Football Association Presidency in 2016, after his police term had finished. Now it seems he has to resign his Presidency by request from General Prawit to take responsibility for the brawl that broke out between the Thai and Indonesian players during the SEA Games football final on May 16 in Cambodia. Gen Prawit is not only Deputy PM, but also chairman of the Thai National Olympic Committee (an amazing juggling act by a sleepy guy). So, again, where is Somyot going? He is obviously talented and a shining example of Thai high officialdom...

The Thai House Speaker will meet with a legal loophole team

Just wondering: why do you have friends like that? Is it a matter of attracting the wrong people?

May I point out to the court that a renomination to the PM position does affect every single citizen and resident of this country, and that includes the Ombudsman. May I suggest to the court to instead seek a ruling on its very own constitutionality. Would really like to read the result of a little soul-searching, or their excuses not to.

The real purpose of these charges was to split the MFP/Pheu Thai coalition.

My plea to Pheu Thai Party: Bring back Chalerm Yoobamrung, he was the most entertaining of the whole lot. I miss him!

from the article that must have been some amazing twerking for his gyrations to be able to disengage the safety lock and pull the trigger...

TAT: Please do our job for us, while we inspire ourselves with a brand new TAT number.

"My Skate-Kwon-Do technique is better than your puny Muay Thai!"

Yup. The message is: I got you all pondering, searching for meaning in my actions, gifting me headlines while increasing your paranoia. I got you all so wired that if you encounter anything starting with a "T" in your daily life you automatically go to DefCon-3: a Toaster, a Toyota, a Toilet - all this triggers you, when in fact I just like to go to a party.

Corruption watchdog lapdog

How about this: It's raining, it's pouring, the old woman is snoring. 'She went to bed and bumped her head and couldn't get up in the morning.' In the spirit of equality and all that...

The Thai people thank you for your concern, it shows true awareness and deep thought... No doubt you are equally aware that your very own RTP officer enabled Yingluck's escape, while Thailand's justice system allowed Thaksin to skip bail and flee. And now you ask why a neighboring country did not arrest them? Why the hell should they? This is your BS.

as long as they don't upset the sea urchins

Looks like the Great Master Teacher failed to inspire the driver to use a measuring tape