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klauskunkel

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  1. Pro tip: table top calendar. Bank branches give them out for free to customers around New Year. Mark your appointments when you come back from immigration, then you don't have to check your passport all the time.
  2. Officials, they can be fast when they want to...
  3. I noticed only the maid is described as being honest.
  4. Nipped that idea right in the bud, didn't ya, Mr. Nipit.
  5. That was when the authorities were looking for prostitutes, well planned...
  6. Well, by now I guess the public knows that this is illegal. By the same token, does the police know by now that extortion is illegal, or do they need a reminder?
  7. I did wonder what happened to the kangaroos after Dusit Zoo closed.
  8. In related News: Police stations nationwide have started ordering video-editing software and are increasing budgets for a computer nerd on retainer. (the above is of course not true, simply because it has not yet occurred to them)
  9. What goes around comes around
  10. This cracked me up. The BiB screws up and the TAT has to do the work...
  11. speaking in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice: "Do it! Now!"
  12. Beleaguered Chief of Police wiping sweat from his brow: "Thank you Lord Buddha, thank you!"
  13. Fell off a truck..., used to be VCRs, TVs and stereo equipment that fall off a truck. Times are changing.
  14. He knows a good thing when he sees it.
  15. Is the PM trying to black this guy from entering?
  16. Is he serious? Are the cards controlled by some General?
  17. What scandal are we on now? I'm losing track.
  18. not gonna hold my breath, … gonna hold my beer though.
  19. I disagree with this analysis. Alec Baldwin is first and foremost an adult person before being an actor, and as such it is his responsibility to check any firearm personally before using it.
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