Snoring

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the

wife goes to the vet to see if he can help

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles,

and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to

the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around

the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is

amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out

drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him.. So, she goes

to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her

husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the

bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a

blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks

back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's

testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,

"I don't know where we were ... or what we did ... but, by God ...

We took FIRST and SECOND place