ajarnmark Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip." The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 serves him right, the cheap bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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