A panda walks into a restaurant and asks if they serve bamboo.

The waiter says, "I'll just check sir."

The waiter goes to the manager and says, "Boss, there's a panda out there, wants some bamboo. We got any?"

"Jeez!" Says the boss. "I just got some yesterday in case a panda dropped in. What luck."

So the waiter serves up the bamboo and the panda eats every last bit.

"How was it sir?" Asks the waiter.

"Superb." Says the panda then takes out a gun, kills the waiter and walks out.

The boss sees this and runs after the panda. "What the hel_l did you do that for?" he screams.

"I'm a panda." says the panda.

"So what?" Asks the boss.

"Look it up in the dictionary." Says the panda and walks off.

So the boss goes to his office, grabs a dictionary and looks up 'panda' and reads:

'Panda. Black and white bear from China. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves'.

A panda walks into a restaurant and asks if they serve bamboo.

The waiter says, "I'll just check sir."

The waiter goes to the manager and says, "Boss, there's a panda out there, wants some bamboo. We got any?"

"Jeez!" Says the boss. "I just got some yesterday in case a panda dropped in. What luck."

So the waiter serves up the bamboo and the panda eats every last bit.

"How was it sir?" Asks the waiter.

"Superb." Says the panda then takes out a gun, kills the waiter and walks out.

The boss sees this and runs after the panda. "What the hel_l did you do that for?" he screams.

"I'm a panda." says the panda.

"So what?" Asks the boss.

"Look it up in the dictionary." Says the panda and walks off.

So the boss goes to his office, grabs a dictionary and looks up 'panda' and reads:

'Panda. Black and white bear from China. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves'.

Australian version

A wombat walks into a restaurant and asks the attractive waitress for the meal of the day. After finishing the meal he grabs the waitress and starts to have passionate sex with her. On completing this he walks out and down the street. The waitress gets to her feet and says to the boss "what the hel_l just happened" the restaurant boss says "typical wombat behaviour - eats, roots, and leaves".