AlexLah Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 When your partner picks your nose and you find that not strange. When you answer the phone saying 10 times: Hellooooo. When your number one excuse is to say: This is Thai culture. When your partner and you are eating som tam and your partner tells: Phet maak and you say: Mai phet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 when yer on the throne butt naked an' yer gorgeous 13 y.o. stepdaughter in school uniform strolls up to say 'tutsi, I need 20baht to take to school...'...tutsi, without blinking 'go look inna drawer where the small money is...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoConsulting Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You use your cell phone while you drive your motorcycle on the sidewalk or along the white line between cars and trucks which may or may not be moving. You see nothing wrong with standing on a white stripe in the middle of a highway while cars whiz past you at 90 kph. You don't slow down when you see someone standing in the middle of the highway. You've learned that jaywalking is safer than crossing where the striped lines indicate you should cross the road. You carry a supply of TP with you everywhere you go. You know how to use a squatter. You know what a squatter is. You think squatters are great because no one can piss on the seat. You no longer use articles when you speak. When you stop in front of a shop, people offer you a stool to sit on and a cigarette. You stop thinking about the big bloodstain on the wall. Everyone assumes that if you know one word of Thai, you know them all. You speak really slowly and enunciate when you're speaking English. You begin to question your own pronunciation. You call home and your family tells you to speak faster and to stop correcting their grammar and pronunciation. You call home and can't understand what anyone is saying because they have an accent and they talk too fast. Only five minutes of prep time for an unannounced class no longer fazes you. You have 10 different responses to the question, "Do you like Thailand?" You know 10 different ways to point out a foreigner in Thai. You point out foreigners to your Thai friends even though you're foreign yourself. If someone's waiting for an elevator when you walk up to it, you pound on the button 10 or 20 times anyway because you know that makes it arrive faster. You stand on escalators. Every village is different from the rest of Thailand but all foreigners are the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petedk Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You feel cold when the temperature drops to around 20 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You cancel UBC because you find Thai soaps and dramas more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Or when going back to England starts looking attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisele Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 you run red lights and don't even bother to drive on the shoulder you expect that no matter what is broken and no matter what shop you bring it in to be repaired, it will take 3 times longer than they said, and you know it will come back still needing to be fixed again you are excited to get your "Time" magazine every week When going to Tesco is a fun outing When you know the Tesco by heart, and you have a prefered parking space close to the doors when relatives call from back home and tell you about events happening in the world when relatives call from back home and tell you about events happening in Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Or you start liking Thai music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai_time Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 When you are no longer suprised that the bar or shop owner can not change the equivelent of 10 euros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman40 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 when you seriusly hope, that the next coup is comming from the English teachers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickKettleOn Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 When the King grants you a Royal Pardon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 When you forego the bars for a Thai soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oooooo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You know you've been in Thailand too long when:You can go for weeks without toilet paper The footprints on the toilet seat are your own It's perfectly acceptable to drive on the wrong side of the street You decline to weara motorbyke helmet because it will mess up your hair You have a pinky fingernail an inch long It is no longer surprising that the only decision made at meeting time is the venue of the next meeeting You no longer wonder how a civil servant earning 400US$ a month can afford to drive a Mercedes It's exciting to see if you can get into the elevator before anyone else can get out "Sexpats", "Pirates", "Yellow Fever" and "Rice Queens" are part of your vocabulary It's just part of the adventure when the waiter correctly repeats your order and the cook makes you something completely different When shopping at the supermarket, a farang stares you downwhen he catches you looking into his basket while you wonder to yourself what farangs eat You are not surprised when three men show up to chane a lightbulb. You are careful to cover your mouth when picking your teeth, but openly pick your nose at the dinner table. u plagiarize dude old shit get real cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai_narak Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 When you become supermoderator in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlRedEyes Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 When you're sitting outside in the evening, oblivious to the mosquitoes, enjoying the heavenly, lilting sounds of Thai karaoke floating on the balmy evening air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 you go to an Italian restaurant and order you Penne Pasta (phet phet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruittbatt Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 (edited) you can negotiate broken footpaths in stiletto heels, moving with total nonchalence you NEVER put your fork in your mouth you go back to visit your family in Queensland, Australia, and append all your sentences with "Kha" instead of "but" Edited February 5, 2007 by fruittbatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackayae Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 When you take pride in the new airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robint Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 when you read this post and find nothing remotely unusual in any of the quips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 when you read this post and find nothing remotely unusual in any of the quips And the beefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie dog Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 when you read this post and find nothing remotely unusual in any of the quips IMHO the best response yet, but it is rational so does this statement qualify for inclussion in this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I've been here way too long... I'm already tired of this thread... Somebody close this please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoConsulting Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 (edited) The glass is not half empty The glass is not half full The glass is too dmn big And the surest sign that you've been in Thailand too long is if you don't care that the Colts just beat the Bears and won the Lombardi Trophy baby! Woooo!!! Michael P.S. See that cat on the left. She watched every NFL game that I do. She's the couch potato. I have to stand in front of the TV because "this couch ain't big enough for the two of us." She, like me, is a Panther fan. Edited February 5, 2007 by CalicoConsulting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goshawk Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ...you're eagerly awaiting for the latest post in the 'concerns about christian missionaries' thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoConsulting Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ...you're eagerly awaiting for the latest post in the 'concerns about christian missionaries' thread No no, that's a sign I should pay my gardener to "take you out." Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goshawk Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ...you're eagerly awaiting for the latest post in the 'concerns about christian missionaries' thread No no, that's a sign I should pay my gardener to "take you out." Michael pls.. pls.. i'll pay him to 'take me out' if it just saves me from reading another one of those idiotic posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoConsulting Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Um, this particular type of consulting isn't in the corporate mission statement. The very worst and saddest thing is that this was a dead thread until I posted to it a coupla days ago. Oh I'm so ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 When you hope Thailand wins the friendly footbal match against your home country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimjim1968 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 When you're harvesting coconuts without a second thought... when your best friend dies, and he is Thai. When you accept death. When someone asks you what you're doing this weekend and you reply, "Sleeping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austhaied Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You know its been too long when you start "Fleeing the Scene" instead of dealing with the problem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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