Rooo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 The Italian Baby * Gotta love those Italians!!* *An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds! Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. ** The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ! So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says..... "We had him circumcised."* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Boy Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 The Italian Baby* Gotta love those Italians!!* Ah an old 'un but a good 'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rai! Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 The Italian Baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 If they shaved the kid he would've lost another 5 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 If they shaved the kid he would've lost another 5 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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