English Little Johnny

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> > Little Johnny's DANCER DAD

> >

> >

> >Little Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all

the

> >children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical

answers

>came

> >out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc,

but

> >little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the

teacher

> >asked him about his father.

> >

> >"My father is an exotic dancer in an all mens club and takes off all

his

> >clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really

good,

> >he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep

with

> >him."

> >

> >The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little

> >Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true.

> >

> >"No" said little Johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was

just too

> >embarrassed to say."

> >