Khao Sarn Road Characters

[pampal]

I think Oliver Stone could make a movie about this. For all of you who haven't read this thread, the story thus far:

2long: who is he, what does he do?

jez: might be Thai

briggsy: no, he's mob

2long: might be Thai

2long: I won't talk to him, I don't know him, I don't like him, he's a liar

jex: mob

jez: half-Thai

2long: unhealthy illegal alien

3billygoats: I'm curious too

jockstrap: be very afraid, don't talk about him

pampal: he's not Iranian because the Iranian guy has a bike with stickers

Who said that there was no intelligent conversation in Thailand? Why not sneak up on him, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, put a tag in his ear, and follow his every movement with a GPS-tracking website.

Nah, it is more of a Kevin Smith type thing.

2long: who is he, what does he do?

jez: might be Thai, snoochie booches

briggsy: no, he's mob.

2long: might be Thai

2long: I won't talk to him, I don't know him, I don't like him, he's a liar. He kisses like a man.

jex: mob. Buuuuung.

jez: half-Thai, I gots to get mine.

2long: unhealthy illegal alien

3billygoats: I'm curious too

jockstrap: be very afraid, don't talk about him

pampal: he's not Iranian because the Iranian guy has a bike with stickers. Stop it with that jedi mind trick.

Or Samuel L Jackson in a Tarentino feature

2long: who is he, what does he do?

jez: might be Thai, no one is going to hold that motha f**ker on this mother f**king website

briggsy: no, he's mob, you can see that for miles. I's just saying that in Thailand, because of the metric system, we can't say he's mob, so he is like a gangster royale with cheese.

2long: might be Thai

2long: I won't talk to him, I don't know him, I don't like him, he's a liar. Everyone help me get the lying mother f&*Ker off this motherf&*King Khaosan.

jex: gangster royale.

jez: half-Thai, but a half is a whole lot different to giving a motherf&*king massage, that's all Ise is sayin.

2long: unhealthy illegal alien; get those motherf&*king aliens off this motherf&*king thread.

3billygoats: I'm curious too

jockstrap: be very afraid, don't talk about him

pampal: he's not Iranian because the Iranian guy has a bike with stickers. Iranians is like that.

Bravo

If you guys sell the screenplay, I want my share.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

leave the OP alone. Idol gossip is not bothering anybody.

I may have seen this guy but I'll ask a freind who is 'in the know' on Kao San. I doubt he doesn't pay his bills or he would be most unwelcome. I presume he has some arrangment with the boss. Maybe a tab or friend.

I'd like to add an Odd-Bod to this thread. Does anybody know the identity of the Dutch 'backpacker' who sits around with a yellow sign saying something like "Please help me get home. Please donate some money for my air ticket."

I saw him a year or so ago and a Thai friend said she had seen him at least 6 months before and I saw him near a mall a few weeks ago. He is certainly a con-artist.

For someone that talks of other people's spolling (sic) mistakes your own spelling is pretty 'iffy' e.g Idol is Idle, Freind is Friend, and Arrangment is Arrangement.