Popular Post BigBadGeordie Posted March 31, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just returned from the local office in Bankalapuk today after doing a 90 day report. I was advised that when I come to make my next extension, due February 2019, that in line with "Thai Niyom" I would be required to submit a photo dressed in traditional Thai costume. Western dress is not acceptable. Immigration Pol LT Col Sordik Watchalotaporn imformed me that, similar to all rules related to immigration, this policy is to be applied nationwide. I was futher advised to wear traditional clothing everytime I visit any government office. I am due to Tax the car at the DLT on Monday, but that will have to be in the afternoon, after my wife sources my clothing. Be warned, they are serious in regard to this matter. Fines up to B1000 will be levied. 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DILLIGAD Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just returned from the local office in Bankalapuk today after doing a 90 day report. I was advised that when I come to make my next extension, due February 2019, that in line with "Thai Niyom" I would be required to submit a photo dressed in traditional Thai costume. Western dress is not acceptable. Immigration Pol LT Col Sordik Watchalotaporn imformed me that, similar to all rules related to immigration, this policy is to be applied nationwide. I was futher advised to wear traditional clothing everytime I visit any government office. I am due to Tax the car at the DLT on Monday, but that will have to be in the afternoon, after my wife sources my clothing. Be warned, they are serious in regard to this matter. Fines up to B1000 will be levied.Happy April 1st!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 no worries, its not april 1 here yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Beat me to it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadGeordie Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, DILLIGAD said: Happy April 1st! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk No Seriously!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritTim Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Obviously, this is a joke thread. However, Thai officialdom can be strict about dress and grooming. There was a time when some hospitals in Thailand would not treat people who arrived inappropriately dressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colinneil Posted April 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2018 Good 1 Geordie, love the name you used for the immigration officer Watch a lot a porn. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted April 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2018 Argghh. I actually got to the second post before I realised the date. With the latest wonderful stuff coming from the leadership it's totally believable. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OJAS Posted April 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2018 9 hours ago, BigBadGeordie said: Just returned from the local office in Bankalapuk today after doing a 90 day report. I'm sure that your fellow Bankalapukians will be fascinated to learn that their immigration office is open from midnight on Sundays for 90-day reporting purposes. Very handy for those wishing to do this on their way home from the bar! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJAS Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Crossy said: With the latest wonderful stuff coming from the leadership it's totally believable. And not just them, Crossy! For instance, I was minded to originate a spoof posting on here stating that British passport applicants were now, with immediate effect, required to provide certified Thai translations of their completed application forms plus all supporting docs (including credit card forms, existing passports and proof of address), solely for the benefit and convenience of locally-employed VFS staff members whose grasp of the English language was minimal. An outlandish requirement which I strongly suspect that HMPO are, in practice, more than capable of inflicting on us long-suffering Brits at some stage. Edited April 1, 2018 by OJAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, OJAS said: And not just them, Crossy! For instance, I was minded to originate a spoof posting on here stating that British passport applicants were now, with immediate effect, required to provide certified Thai translations of their completed application forms plus all supporting docs (including credit card forms, existing passports and proof of address), solely for the benefit and convenience of locally-employed VFS staff members whose grasp of the English language was minimal. An outlandish requirement which I strongly suspect that HMPO are, in practice, more than capable on inflicting on us long-suffering Brits at some stage. long suffering?? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Yeah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinityandBeyond Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) "Immigration Pol LT Col Sordik Watchalotaporn" 555 I think I know that spanker Edited April 1, 2018 by InfinityandBeyond Amendment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essox essox Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 11 hours ago, AYJAYDEE said: no worries, its not april 1 here yet it is april the first every day here !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 11 hours ago, BigBadGeordie said: Just returned from the local office in Bankalapuk today after doing a 90 day report. Open on Sunday eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadGeordie Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 25 minutes ago, HLover said: Open on Sunday eh? 24/7! Quality service out here in the sticks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wotsdermatter Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 On 3/31/2018 at 12:49 PM, BigBadGeordie said: I was advised that when I come to make my next extension, due February 2019, If the 90 day report had just been completed how could the next report be February 2019? People are not reading/calculating correctly or they would be aware this is not for real unless the poster made an error, which is probably doubtful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinBoy2 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 I loved 'Sordik Watchalotaporn' Good job man, one of the better April 1st posts 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doremifasol Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Pol LT Col Sordik Watchalotaporn....... Best of the year! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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