Jamesyboi Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 A man went into a store and told the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." The clerk looked at him and said, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, said, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? "And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" " Well.......... ." With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy said, "All right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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