I'm in town yesterday with the Mrs and kid and I'm in tesco. I queue to pay for the stuff and there is some farang tall big drink of pisss with some 4ft thai lady. He's 50 or he's got a very premature grey haired bonce and he's looking a bit like a 12 year old waiting to see the dentist reluctantly or he needs the toilet.

 

Anyway his 4ft Mrs has 6 large leos in her basket and she's looking flustered. When the checkout girl scans their beer and confirms the cost the lady calls the man's name. His response; what?

 

So this guy pays then walks off leaving his little Mrs to try and carry the 6 leos next she shouts Alan! 

 

Alan you are a miserable tossser.

 

Thanks for reading.

on the bright side of things, if she is 4' she can service him while they both stand,

did she have a flat head ?

 A post about nothing. How hard is it to push 6 Leos in a trolley?

grey hair at 50 is premature?

4 minutes ago, InMyShadow said:

grey hair at 50 is premature?

Lucky so and so has still got some...

11 minutes ago, giddyup said:

 A post about nothing. How hard is it to push 6 Leos in a trolley?

 

Nothing is a perfect description of that post,  indeed!

13 hours ago, giddyup said:

 A post about nothing. How hard is it to push 6 Leos in a trolley?

Be pretty difficult given the express ones don't have trolleys.