Words We Got To Learn At Coming-of-age Day

Father-Son Talk:

"Mom? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't

understand."

"What words, dear?"

"Pussy and bitch."

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said, "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a

cat, like our little Mittens. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."

"Thanks, Mom."

He then found his Dad out in the garage.

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meaning."

Dad said, "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me

instead. Let me explain it like this ." He pulled a Playboy from his

secret drawer on his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said, "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."

"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"

Dad replied, "Everything outside the circle."