Driving

=== Driving ===

Martin had just received his brand new

driver's license.

The family troops out to the driveway,

and climbs in the car, where he is

going to take them for a ride for

the first time. Dad immediately heads

for the back seat, directly behind the

newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a

change of scenery after all those

months of sitting in the front

passenger seat teaching me how to

drive," says the beaming boy to

his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna

sit here and kick the back of your

seat as you drive, just like you've

been doing to me all these years."