Golf Joke

" Your swinging wrong " said the golf pro

" Well, what should I do?", asked the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied,

"just like you'd hold your wife's breast."

Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!

He hit the ball 250 yards, straight down the fairway.

The ecstatic man went back home, telling his wife

the good news about his lesson, and his wife

couldn't wait for her lesson.

The next day, the wife went for her lesson.

The pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no,

you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asked the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your

husband's penis."

The wife listened carefully to the pro's advice,

took a swing, and THUMP!-- the ball skipped

down the fairway about 15 feet.

"You know, that was actually a lot better than I

expected," the pro said. "Now, take the club

out of your mouth, and hold it in your hands.."