Kakka

[Norrad]

Laugh yourself out cause I know you have been through this.

Kakka

Which of these has ever happend to you (if not all).....tell the truth

Nothing but the truth...

1. GHOST KAKKA:

The kind where you feel the kakka come out, but

there is no kakka in the toilet.

2. CLEAN KAKKA:

The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is

nothing on the toilet paper.

3. WET KAKKA:

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels

n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your

underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

4. SECOND WAVE KAKKA:

This happens when you're done kakka-ing and you've

pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that

you have to kakka some more.

5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA:

The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically

have a stroke.

6. LINCOLN LOG KAKKA:

The kind of kakka that is so huge you're afraid to flush without

first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

7. GASSY KAKKA:

It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

8. DRINKER'S KAKKA:

The kind of kakka you have the morning after a long night

of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks

on the bottom of the toilet.

9. CORN KAKKA:

The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.

10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA:

The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is

sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

11. SPINAL TAP KAKKA:

That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear

it was leaving you sideways.

12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA

(The Michael Schumacher Kakka):

The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with

water.

13. THE DANGLING KAKKA:

This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done

kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

14. THE SURPRISE KAKKA:

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you

are about to fart, but *oops* --- a kakka!