Ordering Steak In Thailand

OK -- I'm still recovering from surgery -- but maybe this will help in case you need to order. Courtesy of Airplane (1980)

Elaine (Flight Attendant): Would you gentleman care to order your dinners?

Jiveman1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th'java.

Subtitle: I WOULD LIKE THE STEAK PLEASE.

Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.

Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE FISH.

Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.Tightly.

Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.

Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman4 : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide

Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains

anyhow.

(Note that Woman4 in the movie is Harriet Davis from 'Ozzie and Harriet)