davidjtayler Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 A Doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Patrick, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients". "Yes, suur!" answers Patrick. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Patrick, how was your day?" Patrick told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Patrick. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Suur, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'" "And what did you do Patrick?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pink Mist Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I reckon libby told a better one once, but??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 I reckon libby told a better one once, but??????????? It was a one off Bronco ... a flash in the pan ... bit like England winning the ashes ... won't happen for another 30 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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