Manners

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good

Manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young

Lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and

Impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom

At the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once

And show Us your good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I

Have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope

You'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.