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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2021 Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep. Morris, however, worried about his impending, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning... you don't." 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 To my friends from Norfolk When doing the nursery rhyme with your children what job does the other little piggy get? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2021 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ 'Can you read this?’ the optician asked. 'Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.’ 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2021 "It's time we talked about the elephant in the room." said my wife as I poured my 8th whisky. "Shhh," I replied. "Not in front of Jumbo." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 5 hours ago, ballpoint said: What! An abominably monstrous joke on this forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 5 hours ago, ballpoint said: As long as it puts a crust or two on the table even if you do have to butter them up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2021 The giant monster cannibal was eating a large amount of people and wondered why he started feeling sleepy after eating a drunk who he had found staggering out of a bar after she had finished her shift. He asked his other giant monster eater friend why he felt so sleepy after eating her. He said, “because that’s a bar bitch you ate.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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