Worst Joke Ever 2024

[DezLez]

57 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

There’s a nudist convention in town next week.

Might go along if I’ve got nothing on.

A modest show off with a lot to be modest about me thinks!

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[DezLez]

55 minutes ago, overherebc said:

The address book is probably in a bottom drawer somewhere in the house!

 

PS;  What brain?

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[ballpoint]

4 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Mansplaining again?

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[ballpoint]

A snob, an Islamophobe and a glutton go into a pub and the barman says, ‘What will it be Boris?’

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I just saw Elvis at the customer service desk in HomePro.

Returned a sander.

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A young lad asked his dad if he could explain what a solar eclipse was.

The dad replied, “No son.”

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Apparent!y loads of people missed the deadline to sign up for free self-harm counselling sessions at our local village hall.

Bet they’re really kicking themselves now….

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Staff wanted for new circumcision clinic.

Minimum wage paid, but you get a share of the tips.

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I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a correctors item.

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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.

Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

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After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.

That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

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After years of research, scientists have finally discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.