Worst Joke Ever 2024

[billd766]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I don't know about terrifying other people but it scares me sometimes.

[jvs]

2 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Yes they sure are but what about this dual purpose cock?

Honey,where did you put my bong?

[carlyai]

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A blonde joke?

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28 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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Looks like Amsterdam to me.

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31 minutes ago, jvs said:

Looks like Amsterdam to me.

Or BKK in the future years........

 

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[bobandyson]

On 8/18/2022 at 1:01 PM, overherebc said:

And the guy who invented the Hokey Cokey died as well. Took hours to get all of him in the coffin.

Same with Bob Marley. The coffin lid kept jammin' and jammin' and jammin' and jammin'. . . . . . . . .

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[ballpoint]

I got so fed up with the wife today that I said to her “for the past 30 years, you’ve corrected everything I say”

Her reply; “no darling; it’s 31 years”.

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My Dad once worked with an old hunting guide, and one day they had a know it all guy along with them. They were walking through the woods and they came across some small, brown spheres:

“What’s that?” asked Mr know-it-all.

“Why them’s smart pills,” said the guide. “Ya just gobble a couple and ya gets smarter”.

So the guy scooped a few up and popped them in his mouth. Then he immediately spat them out and said “Jesus! These taste just like sh*t!”

“Yep,” said the guide. “I do believe you’re getting smarter already.”

[ballpoint]

We were in Peru and this weird animal mounted my wife from behind and had its way with her.
A Llama?
No, she really enjoyed it.

[ballpoint]

My Dad is a pigeon fancier.
He's not welcome in Trafalgar Square any more.

[ballpoint]

I have always been an animal lover.
As my court records show.