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Johnny goes to confessional. "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl" he says.

 

The priest ask: "Is that you Johnny?" "Yes, father" he replies.

 

"And who was the girl you were with?" "I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation."

 

"Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now." "No, I  will not"

 

"Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I’ll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I’m sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

 

The priest sighs in frustration. "You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

 

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers: "What’d you get?" Johnny replies: "Four months’ vacation and five good leads …"

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