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9 hours ago, Crossy said:

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are driving along the road together - Heisenberg is driving.

 

After a time, they are stopped by a traffic cop. Heisenberg pulls over, and the cop comes up to the driver's window.

“Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?” asks the cop.

“No” replies Heisenberg “but I know precisely where I am”

“You were doing 70.” says the cop

“Great!” says Heisenberg “Now we're lost!”

 

The cop thinks this is very strange behaviour and so he decides to inspect the vehicle. After a time he comes back to the driver's window and says

“Do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk?”

“Well, now we do!!” yells Schrodinger.

 

The cop thinks this is all too weird, so he proceeds to arrest the three.

 

Ohm resists.

That's no way to conduct himself 😆

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Posted
19 minutes ago, VBF said:

That's no way to conduct himself 😆

Perhaps they needed Allessandro Volta (b 1745, d 1827) to shock him into life.

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2 blondes talking: You know, I must be a very talented artist.

What makes you think that?

The moment I took the first photo with my new mobile, it asked me if I want to open gallery...

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