Worst Joke Ever 2024

[KhunLA]

 

Can the forum get any Gayer  

 

I remember chit chatting with a stranger surfside, and somehow got around to 'forums in TH'.   Told him no longer bother with one in Udon Thani, as don't live there, and peek at a local one (can't mention here).

 

Then mentioned AN ... and he asked me if I as gay ... then why on that forum 

Edited March 29 by KhunLA

[ravip]

He doesn’t know the difference between the track and the bed.

 

[scottiejohn]

39 minutes ago, ravip said:

He doesn’t know the difference between the track and the bed.

 

Who had the bit between their teeth in that encounter and do we think that their relationship will remain stable?

 

PS;  Did one of them ask for another "gallop" or did they trot of into the sunset without a hurdle in sight?

Edited March 29 by scottiejohn
PS added.

[scottiejohn]

36 minutes ago, ravip said:

He doesn’t know the difference between the track and the bed.

She was just tracking his claimed lack of progress!

It just goes to show the hurdles that a stallion has to go over to satisfy his filly!

[scottiejohn]

A man goes down to a ranch to look at a horse!
The rancher brings out a beautiful mare.

"Can I see her teeth?" The man asks nicely.

"Sure thing!" Says the rancher and opens her lips to show off her perfect teeth.

"Beautiful! Can I see her tail and hooves?" The man asks.

"By all means, partner!" Replied the rancher and turns her around to show her expertly manicured back left hoof and braided tail.

 

"Lovely!" The man exclaimed

"Now, can I see her tw@t 

"WHAT?!" Asked the rancher sharply.

"Her tw@t, sir."

The man said again "Can I see her tw@t?"

The rancher gets furious, grabs the man by the neck, lifts the horses tail, shoves the man's face into the mare's rear and shouts

"Get a good look you pervert!"

"I don't know why you did that!"

Huffed the man exasperated,

"All I weawy wanted was to see her wun as in tw@t or canwer!"

 

PS; Had to edit out the censored letter "a" with "@" in the tw@t!!!

 

PPS; see twit below

Edited March 29 by scottiejohn

[scottiejohn]

Retiree takes a part time job in ASDA!

On his first day, this horrid lady walks in to the store, yelling horrible things at her two children.

The man smiles, and she glares back.

Undeterred the man continues to smile and says

"Oh, I love your twins!"

Of course, her children are at least two years apart, and while they share common features, they certainly don't look like each other.

"Are you bleeding blind, or are you just stupid?

The lady snips back. "My kids aren't twins, you twit,"

The greeter continues to smile and replies,

"No ma'am, I'm neither blind or stupid. I just figured they must be twins since no man in their right mind would have sex with you twice!"

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[scottiejohn]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”

[scottiejohn]

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and a Welshman walk into a bar and order a pint of beer each. Suddenly, a fly lands in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust and orders another one.

The Welshman carefully removes the fly and continues drinking.

The Scotsman picks up the fly, shakes his finger at it, and says,

 

"Spit it out, ya bloody thief!"

[scottiejohn]

 
 A Scottish thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs on the stereets of London and said, “Give me your money Jimmey.” 
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: 
“You cannot do this, I’m an MP!”
The thief said, 
“In that case, give me my bloody money back!”

[scottiejohn]

A Sunday school teacher posed a question to her class,

"If I were to sell my house, car, donate my possessions to charity, and give all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

 

The children unanimously replied, "No."

The teacher then asked,

"If I were to keep the church clean, mow the lawn, and keep everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Once again, the answer was a resounding

"No."

Apparently perplexed, the teacher asked,

"Well, then how can I get into heaven?"

A quick-witted five-year-old boy piped up and replied,

 

"You have to be dead first!"

[scottiejohn]

WARNING- SICK JOKE AHEAD!!!!!

 

 

 

 

"What is the best thing about dead baby jokes"?

"They never get old"

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