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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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RULES FOR DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;

1. Never take photos with her.

 

2. If you call and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband
is around.

 

3. Don't text her love messages.

 

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when
her husband is out of the country.

 

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

 

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

 

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her
husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

 

8. Don't call her my everything, she is borrowed. Stolen goods
are the sweetest.

 

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the
trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In
case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

 

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE AND
FIND YOUR OWN !

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