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A bloke rushed into the doctors office “Doctor I think I’m a pack of cards”
”Calm down, go sit in the waiting room and I’ll deal with you later”.

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Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes.
So what makes women think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, looks good with your dress?

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How school works:
In class: 2+2=4.
Homework: 2+4+2=8.
Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.

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Prince Andrew High School' in Nova Scotia, Canada, has changed its name to distance itself from the disgraced Duke.
It will now be known as 'Jimmy Savile High School For Boys and Girls'.

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On 1/17/2022 at 10:30 AM, ballpoint said:

Change.org petition for Putin to invade Ukraine as soon as possible has 2 signatures so far..

In December 2021 Russia initiated so-called. "Strategic Security Dialogue" with the US.
What Russia wants? The proposed document was published by the Russian MFA here on the official website in English:
https://mid.ru/ru/foreign_policy/rso/nato/1790818/?lang=en
Strange, but I can't find the word "Ukraine" here. The US media resources has been screaming "Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine" for a month already... but... I can't find a single word about "Ukraine" in the document.
So "Ukraine" is just an attempt to divert attention from what is actually happening. They are actually discussing reversal of the results of the Cold War (as far as I can see from the official document) and returning to the position of the year 1997.
So while in the US media you can only hear "Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine", in the Russian media you can see news like "Pro-US party 'Yabloko' (foreign agent) filed a lawsuit against the deputy of the Putin`s United Russia party Yevgeny Fedorov because he initiated talks about launching a nuclear strike on the nuclear test site in Nevada as the first answer to the US rejection of 'Treaty between The United States of America and the Russian Federation on security guarantees' . The anti-Putin media resource Echo-MSK also supported the pro-US party 'Yabloko' "
Of course this is the Worst Joke Ever... Haha... Ukraine Ukraine Ukr.....boooom....

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