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tomazbodner Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 22 minutes ago, ballpoint said: There is a dumb singer in Serbia (Jelena Karleusa... a Kim Kardashian wannabe), who made a statement that got instant Karma response: Translation: Jelena Karleusa about Tesla: "He was a weirdo without a wife, he even had a disorder" Borislav Vercevic: Had Tesla known that you would be singing using electricity, he would have probably never invented it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted February 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2022 (edited) Just received an email from the Gates Foundation <[email protected]> Greetings you have been gifted ($5,000,000.00 USD) from Bill Gates Foundation. All my dreams have come true, at last! God Bless Bill. Now I can apply for the Elite Visa. Edited February 19, 2022 by ravip 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted February 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2022 Two old ladies were talking about their grandchildren. The First old lady said, "Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. But I never hear from them nor do I receive a thank you message !" The second old lady replies. "I too send them a very generous cheque. I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit." "Wow!, How come?” remarked the First. The Second one replied, "I don't sign the cheque." 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted February 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2022 *Epitaph Epigrams* ~~~~~ On a tombstone in Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les, No more ~~~~~ Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903~Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ~~~~~ In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. ~~~~~ On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102 Only the good die young ~~~~~ In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767 ~~~~~ In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace lies here. The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. ~~~~~ In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon him for not rising. ~~~~~ In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. ~~~~~ In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. ~~~~~ A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange. ~~~~~ John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader, if cash thou art in want of any, Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny. ~~~~~ In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. ~~~~~ Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont: Here lies the body of our Anna, Done to death by a banana. It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, But the skin of the thing that made her go. ~~~~~ On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod, Pease shelled out and went to God. ~~~~~ In a cemetery in England: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went. ~~~~~ 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, ravip said: *Epitaph Epigrams* ~~~~~ On a tombstone in Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les, No more ~~~~~ Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903~Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ~~~~~ In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. ~~~~~ On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102 Only the good die young ~~~~~ In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767 ~~~~~ In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace lies here. The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. ~~~~~ In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon him for not rising. ~~~~~ In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. ~~~~~ In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. ~~~~~ A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange. ~~~~~ John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader, if cash thou art in want of any, Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny. ~~~~~ In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. ~~~~~ Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont: Here lies the body of our Anna, Done to death by a banana. It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, But the skin of the thing that made her go. ~~~~~ On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod, Pease shelled out and went to God. ~~~~~ In a cemetery in England: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went. ~~~~~ Not sure if it's true but I read that Spike Milligans headstone says I told you I was sick. Edited February 19, 2022 by overherebc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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