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ballpoint Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Just got banned from TripAdvisor for posting a negative review of the Albert Hall. Four hours I walked around it, and still couldn't find Adolf Hitler's missing ball. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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