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DezLez Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: There's been an explosion at the paint factory where my mate works. He's missing, presumed red. I thought the explosion had come out of the blue! Still it should be colourful funeral! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post VBF Posted September 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2022 3 hours ago, DezLez said: I thought the explosion had come out of the blue! Still it should be colourful funeral! Will the Eulogy contain purple prose? If so you'll be green with envy if you miss it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2022 4 hours ago, VBF said: Will the Eulogy contain purple prose? If so you'll be green with envy if you miss it. Stop joking. My friend was a great hue man being. I've had the blues since he's been gone, and my eulogy at his funeral brought the house brown. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2022 Some British accent jokes:- Women can do a much better Black Country accent than men. That’s because the female of the species is more Dudley than the male. Yorkshire chap asks a goldsmith to make a statue of his dog. Goldsmith asks “Eighteen carrat?”. He replies, “Nay, chewing a bone”. A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked “Can I have a perm please?” Hairdresser replied, “I wandered lonely as a cloud….” I was walking through Botanic Gardens in Belfast the other week when I saw two ducks. One said “quack”. The other said “slow down, I’m going as quack as I can”…. A man walks into a bakers in Glasgow and says “is that a cake or a meringue?”. The chap says “no, you’re right. It’s a cake”. Jousting. What a Brummie asks a bee. A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet to be neutered. ‘Is it a tom?’ asks the vet. He replies, ‘No. I brought it with me”. A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. Chap behind the counter says “milk & sugar?” A man goes to a barber in Glasgow, and wriggles about in the chair for a second before he settles. The barber says “comfy?”. He says “Govan”. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2022 My luggage was torn to pieces, so I asked my lawyer if I could sue the airline. He said, “You don’t have much of a case”. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2022 When I got home the first thing I saw was that the "Welcome" doormat was missing. I went inside and found that the bath mat had gone too. In the bedroom all my wife's wigs, and my spare toupe had been stolen. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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