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31 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

One bloke came over and said "Kenwood?"
"Would he?" I asked, " Well, where is he then?"

But Edward Woodward would!

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On 10/5/2022 at 10:49 PM, chickenslegs said:

A mate of mine used to be in a band called The Hinges. They never made the big time, but they supported The Doors.

Reminds me of an old girlfriend; Mary Hinge. I miss her.

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In these tough times, I've been trying to earn a small income using my lathe to make religious figures out of wood.

It's not going well so far.  I still haven’t managed to turn a prophet.

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I'm looking for someone to brush their teeth with me.
I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.

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