Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[tomazbodner]

On 12/29/2022 at 8:18 AM, ballpoint said:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine.

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Can't be right. Americans don't speak English!

 

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[tomazbodner]

18 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Would have made his life so much easier if she moved a bit, like half a meter, away from the back of the boat...

 

In either direction ????

Edited December 31, 2022 by tomazbodner
In either direction :D

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[ballpoint]

Don't worry, we're coming to the end of the roll tonight...

 

 

... As long as we get a new one tomorrow.

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4 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

Would have made his life so much easier if she moved a bit, like half a meter, away from the back of the boat...

 

In either direction ????

I peed myself watching that

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[VocalNeal]

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Or given a double espresso and a puppy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other ...