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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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2 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:
6 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I give up 

The clue is there is no question mark.

It's a play on words and not a riddle.
Just a true statement.  :  "What"  contains 4 letters......."sometimes" contains 9 letters ....."never" contains 5 letters  .    

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I was sitting at home the other day when there was a loud knocking at my front door. I opened it to see one of my neighbours stood there with a very angry look about him. He said “I’ve just found your son and my daughter playing “Doctors and Nurses!”

I said “how old is your daughter” to which he replied “eight”; I said “my son’s eight too, it’s no big deal. They’re just normal kids doing normal stuff”

He replied “Normal stuff? Normal stuff? HE’S JUST TAKEN OUT HER <deleted> APPENDIX!”

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