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ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 My neighbour said I'm a bit of a looker Well, Voyeur was the term she actually used. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn't believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten years older already. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2023 I took a really old Golden Retriever on the Antiques Roadshow. It didn't fetch much. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I was driving past my 97 year old Gran's house today and saw 16 pints of milk on her doorstep. I thought, "WOW! She must be thirsty today." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 A Psychic buying clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I said to the doctor, "I'm worried as whenever I go to visit my mother she gets my name wrong." He looked up at me sympathetically and asked, "Is it Alzheimer's?" I looked back at him in disgust and replied, "No, It's Ron". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2023 Last night I got a flat tyre. I eased my vehicle over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out, and opened the boot. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. As I expected, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a police car pulls up behind me. The officer gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tyre", I said calmly. "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him......... "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" 1 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2023 Seeing as we all need to do our bit for the planet. I’ve just unplugged a row of electric cars no one was using 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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