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I came home from the pub after a good night out. Julie had already gone to bed. I was feeling a tad horny.

I lay on the bed and my hand began to wander. I soon found what I was after.

"My word Julie, you are getting so hairy down there, and so soft and lovely."

My finger began investigating.

"Very tight too. But a little dry."

Julie replied.

"That's the cat. I'm further over."

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24 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Vegans will be the first to invent intergalactic travel

Imagine living in the Milky Way

A Vegan couldn't but a vegetarian might milk it for all it is worth!

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