Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Been there, drunk that.

 

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THIS IS CALLED “Trying to pull a Trumpie”

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[scottiejohn]

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

[ozimoron]

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, ozimoron said:

No wonder they have been shut down with a "Caution Tape" across the entrance!

PS; couldn't the crabs escape under the tape?

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[carlyai]

21 hours ago, Zyxel said:

France 2 Peg er.

London ...? Peg er?

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20 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Been there, drunk that.

 

So a long lost mate was having a beer or 3000 with his fishing mate at Perosapine (Queensland) when they thought they'd visit us in Darwin.

After a few days of flying, hitching, bussing, they arrived at our place horribly drunk and disorderly with just Tshirts shorts and thongs they were wearing and credit cards.

Decided to go to the Casino, so had to buy some shoes (can't get in the Casino without shoes.) 

My mate's fishing friend had had a fishing accident and lost a foot, so he told the shop keeper he only wanted to buy 1 shoe as he only had 1 foot. Eventually he bough 2 shoes and put one on his good foot and nailed the other one on back-to-front on his peg leg.

Was interesting at the Casino and I think we left before too much trouble.

They made there way back to Queensland after wifey had had enough of these drunks at our place and kicked them out.

 

 

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