Popular Post scottiejohn Posted June 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 5, 2019 After 10years a wife started to think their child looks strange so she did a home DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out. The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there. The wife screamed and fainted. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 As an out of control plane hurtles towards the ground, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluesofa Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Just give over, I'm still crying over that one! It's like Lenin's tomb all over again-ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluesofa Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, bluesofa said: Sounds like a Dave Allen punchline. The truth of his little finger loss was never revealed by Dave Allen while he was alive. After his death a childhood friend explained what happened. As very young kids about six-years-old, a group of them were playing at an old water mill. Dave Allen had his finger in one of the stone toothed cogs when someone else pulled one of the levers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluesofa Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: When I worked in a seventeen-storey telephone exchange, the lift speed had to be slowed down twice due to staff passing out in the lift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 Wife texts husband at work on a cold winters morning: “Windows frozen.” Husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it” Wife texts back: “Computer completely f***ed now.” 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 Here’s a little test for the average TVF member, take your time !, it’s not an easy one this !! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I ran out of toilet paper, so I'm doing that "Trousers halfway up" waddle to go and get some more. I'm almost at the corner store now! For those of you who are worried about Alexa listening in to your conversations; Google are introducing a male version called Alex. He doesn't listen to anything! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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