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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Well, I'll tread carefully and step out onto the landing then, but let me know what the final ladder looks like.

I think there are some snakes up here chasing me back down the ladder but the landing light is not on!.  What do I do now, just dice with death as normal and keep shaking before I loose my grip, on reality, or my cup and take up Ludo!

PS; What are my chances of coming out on top?

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2 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

sometimes I might have to resort to an old one

Like the self portrait you just posted above! 

And I didn't know you were in the LGB scene!

Edited by scottiejohn
Could be interesting to join a few previous quotes together!!
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Some definitions from ISIHAC ...

· Exist – person who is prejudiced against their former lovers

· Hackney – IRA punishment before the invention of guns

· Hammersmith – the legend of Mjöllnir, weapon of the mighty Thor

· Laxity – a rural area

· Mailbag – scrotum

· Phobia – not real ale

· Psychotic – nervous twitch that makes you stab people

· Pumpkin – commit incest

· Rampart – part of a ram

· Rueful – a traffic jam in France

· Seamstress – the consequence of an over-generous lunch

· Transsubstantiation – providing evidence of one’s sex change

· Watershed – outdoor toilet

· Wednesday – ‘At what hour does the sun rise?’

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