Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Sometimes we are faced with a decision.

 

Eric Bristow puts it nicely.

 

""You have two choices in life. Either stay at home and watch Coronation Street. Or, you go down the pub and play darts.""

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Americans have loved McDonald’s Quarter Pounder ever since a franchisee introduced the iconic burger to the country in 1972. In the 1980s, A&W attempted to capitalize on the success of the Quarter Pounder—and drum up a little competition for Ronald and friends—by introducing a third-pound burger. The bigger burger gave consumers more bang for their collective buck. It was priced the same as the Quarter Pounder but delivered more meat. It even outperformed McDonald’s in blind taste tests, with consumers preferring the flavor of A&W’s burger.

But when it came down to actually purchasing the third-pound burgers, most Americans simply would not do it. Baffled, A&W ordered more tests and focus groups. After chatting with people who snubbed the A&W burger for the smaller Quarter Pounder, the reason became clear: Americans suck at fractions.

 

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A Chinese general, an American Officer, and a random drunk a55h*** sit down in a bar and start to brag.

"If all our bombers were to be airborne at once," says the American, "you wouldn't be able to see any part of the sky".

 

"Hah" boasts the Chinese General, "if all our soldiers were to march at once, you wouldn't be able to see an inch of the ground."

 

The situation grows tense, and the drunk guy says "I know a guy in town who has a cock that's two feet long!"

 

An embarrassed silence falls, as he's essentially called their bluff.

 

The American shrugs. "I suppose, if all our bombers rose, you could see some of the sky. I may have exaggerated."

 

"Yes, yes", says the Chinese general grudgingly, "if all our soldiers marched together, surely you could see some of the ground. Let's be real."

 

"Well, okay ," the drunk guy says, "Maybe my guy lives a little outside of town ."

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