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5 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

Wasn't it meep meep, not beep beep?

What the Bleep are you on about?

It's ok I'll run away and get my coat now!

????

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6 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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You do know why the roll is hidden in the cupboard don't you?  It's because they hang the roll back to front with the hanging down bit next to the wall!

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I've just been stopped in town, a woman in a yellow jacket said, "Would you like to put your hand in your pocket for Children In Need."
I said, "Sure. I normally give money, but if you think it will help."

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Finally, I went to a third place and said "I'm glad you're open with all this Covid going on.  My hair needs cutting really badly".

So he did.

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