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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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How dangerous is this?

Wearing sandals on a motorcycle!

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Just made this Brownie, what ya think?

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Just made this Brownie, what ya think?

Lost my appetite.

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Lost my appetite.

What for, Virgins?

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A suicide bomber went to heaven.
The Angel at the front desk greeted him.

"Hi, welcome. There are 72 very horny virgins waiting for you!"

"I knew it! said the bomber.

"Bring my women to me now!"

The Angel smiled.

"Who mentioned women?"

"The Koran just says "Virgins" and it does not say how old these "Virgin" priests have to be!"

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21 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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I think those glasses need more ~~titting~~ (sorry) tinting as I can only seem to focus on two ~~orbs~~ bright objects at a time!

The strap looks nice though!

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Some have been known when younger to even have sex with them!

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6 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I think those glasses need more ~~titting~~ (sorry) tinting as I can only seem to focus on two ~~orbs~~ bright objects at a time!

The strap looks nice though!

Stop making a spectacle of yourself.

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Just now, ballpoint said:

Stop making a spectacle of yourself.

If you are not careful you will be in the frame next for eyewatering puns!

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29 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

If you are not careful you will be in the frame next for eyewatering puns!

That's rather short sighted of you.

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Mission impossible - the cats version.

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3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

What for, Virgins?

No, for burnt out cracks.

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40 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

That's rather short sighted of you.

No! I just did not want to magnify the problem and get too bipolar about it!

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