Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[roo860]

got thrown out of the hospital today. Apparently stroke patients doesn’t mean what I thought it did

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[Zyxel]

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Feels Like I'm talking to a wall".. ????

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I'd like to recommend this doctor. He cured my night fever and was crucial to my staying alive.

 

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It seems Christmas decorations appear earlier every year.  It's only September, yet some people already have the bun tin up.

 

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[billd766]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Good old Basil Brush, From Mr Derek

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1 hour ago, roo860 said:

From Behind with Love

 

In his Majesties Secret Sphincter

 

Hepatitis is Forever

 

For your Arse Only

 

Brown Eye

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Vidi, vici, veni