Worst Joke Ever 2025

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(RIP Shane MacGowan)

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[VocalNeal]

11 hours ago, still kicking said:

   

 

Filled the escort with diesel.

 

She died.

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[Crossy]

An elderly Dutchman slips into the confessional of his church and says to the priest that he’d like to make his confession.

 

The priest encourages him to come clean so the old man says, “during WWII I hid a family of refugees from the Nazis in my attic.”

 

The priest assures him that wasn’t a sin, that God wouldn’t punish him for it. “Well, Father, I required them to pay me a tenth of an ounce of gold per head per week to stay in the attic.”

 

The priest considers and says, “well, your intentions were good and you did have risk and expense, so the Lord won’t hold that against you.”

 

The old man sighs with relief. “Does that mean I don’t have to tell them the war is over?”

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