Jump to content

Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

Login with your Gmail HERE and start posting in seconds! ×

Worst Joke Ever 2025

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

Share

https://aseannow.com/topic/1071616-worst-joke-ever-2025/

Recommended Posts

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Saturday at 02:19 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 02:19 AM

1
2

Top Posters In This Topic

15183
9164
6614
5481

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

ballpoint 15,183 posts
WorriedNoodle 9,164 posts
Zyxel 6,614 posts
roo860 5,481 posts

Popular Days

Popular Posts

scottiejohn

December 6, 2018

warfie

June 5, 2009

oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

scottiejohn

December 7, 2018

Posted Images

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Saturday at 02:20 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 02:20 AM

4

Yellowtail

Posted Saturday at 02:21 AM

Posted Saturday at 02:21 AM

1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

Why is John not wearing a dress?

1

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Saturday at 02:22 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 02:22 AM

6

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Saturday at 02:22 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 02:22 AM

2
3

ballpoint

Posted Saturday at 02:24 AM

Posted Saturday at 02:24 AM

2

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Saturday at 02:24 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 02:24 AM

1
4

Popular Post

Ruby Member

Zyxel

Posted Saturday at 03:31 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 03:31 AM

3
1

Popular Post

Ruby Member

Zyxel

Posted Saturday at 03:31 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 03:31 AM

1
2

Popular Post

Rotweiler

Silver Member

Rotweiler

Posted Saturday at 07:03 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 07:03 AM

1
2
1
3

Popular Post

roo860

Posted Saturday at 10:46 AM

Popular Post

Posted Saturday at 10:46 AM

Anyone know about drones? Bought this down the pub last night but can’t get it to fly.

1
1
5

roo860

Posted Saturday at 11:30 AM

Posted Saturday at 11:30 AM

1

Popular Post

Ruby Member

oxo1947

Posted Sunday at 01:58 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 01:58 AM

3
2

Popular Post

Ruby Member

oxo1947

Posted Sunday at 02:00 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 02:00 AM

1
2
1
2

Popular Post

Ruby Member

oxo1947

Posted Sunday at 02:01 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 02:01 AM

5
2

Ruby Member

oxo1947

Posted Sunday at 02:03 AM

Posted Sunday at 02:03 AM

1

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 02:59 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 02:59 AM

3

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:00 AM

Posted Sunday at 03:00 AM

2

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:02 AM

Posted Sunday at 03:02 AM

(For the pedants, it was a special, high temperature, nonmeltable glass eye).

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:05 AM

Posted Sunday at 03:05 AM

1
1

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:05 AM

Posted Sunday at 03:05 AM

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:08 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:08 AM

1
7

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:08 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:08 AM

3
1

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:10 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:10 AM

4

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:12 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:12 AM

1
1
4

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:13 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:13 AM

My friend: “What do you call those things you blow & make a wish?"
Me: "Breathalyzer?"

3

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:14 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:14 AM

I entered a blindfold w**king contest last night.
I didn't win......

In fact I don't know where I came.

1
5

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:16 AM

Posted Sunday at 03:16 AM

I just read about a bloke who fell off a factory walkway into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Luckily he was unhurt.
He is so jammy!

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted Sunday at 03:18 AM

Popular Post

Posted Sunday at 03:18 AM

Proof that woman do things just to start an argument:

The wife rang me at work yesterday and said "I've not had time to make tea, do you fancy going out for some?"

"Yeah that sounds good", I replied.

When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.

1
1
4

Ruby Member

Zyxel

Posted Sunday at 04:01 AM

Posted Sunday at 04:01 AM

1

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Share

https://aseannow.com/topic/1071616-worst-joke-ever-2025/

Go to topic listing

Recently Browsing 1 member
- roo860

Topics
- 6
  
  Trump Signals Potential Meeting with Putin in Saudi Arabia Amid Ukraine War Talks
  
  Social Media · Started 10 hours ago
- 73
  
  The blame Trump thread
  
  hotsun · Started 6 hours ago
- 28
  
  Are you ready for love?
  
  GammaGlobulin · Started 13 hours ago
- 2
  
  5 year life of tyres
  
  Samh · Started 49 minutes ago
- 15
  
  A question regarding the dreaded Tax Identification Number saga
  
  pollyog · Started 22 hours ago
- 33
  
  Thai Baht Set to Weaken as US Tariff Tensions Escalate
  
  webfact · Started 11 hours ago
- 112
  
  Biden’s Popularity Hits a Low as Trump Sees Favorability Surge, Poll Finds
  
  Social Media · Started 12 hours ago
- 4
  
  What should I look for when buying private insurance?
  
  global expat · Started 3 hours ago
Popular Contributors
- Week
- Month
- Year
- All Time
1. 1
  
  webfact
  569
2. 2
  
  Jingthing
  516
3. 3
  
  OneMoreFarang
  480
4. 4
  
  hotsun
  464
5. 5
  
  Harrisfan
  436
Show More
Latest posts...
1. 289
  
  What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2025)
  
  Each to their own but I thought it was a cracking series. Looking at the IMDB rating, I'm not the only one.
  
  1 minute ago in Entertainment
2. 6
  Trump Signals Potential Meeting with Putin in Saudi Arabia Amid Ukraine War Talks
  
  Trump will show his strength....to Zelinski! 🤣
  
  1 minute ago in World News
  
  BREAKING NEWS
3. 73
  The blame Trump thread
  
  Sunspots? Trump's fault! Gamma Rays? Trump's fault! Gender dysphoria? Trump's fault! My last 3 failed marriages? Trump's fault! Anything that isn't Russia's fault? Trump's fault! Stupid TV shows? Trump's fault! Gay frogs? Trump's fault! Pimples? Trump's fault! Wrinkles? Trump's fault! The Left's uniform meltdown on everything? Trump's fault! Anything I missed? Trump's fault!
  
  1
  
  1 minute ago in Political Soapbox
4. 289
  
  What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2025)
  
  I did not like it either. We are allowed not to like something yes?
  
  2 minutes ago in Entertainment
5. 28
  
  Are you ready for love?
  
  Exactly! You Scottie are the only comedian here !
  
  2 minutes ago in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
6. 28
  
  Are you ready for love?
  
  You seem funny, though. I am not as funny as you.. Admittedly.
  
  2 minutes ago in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Popular in The Pub
- 33
  
  In Case You Missed it, the Tattoo Fad is Over
  
  Walker88 · Started 7 hours ago
- 37
  
  Why Isn’t the World Angrier About the Creation of the Wuhan Flu?
  
  SoCal1990 · Started 10 hours ago
- 37
  
  What's The Best Kind of Chicken?
  
  short-Timer · Started 11 hours ago

×

×

Create New...