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I just read about a bloke who fell off a factory walkway into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Luckily he was unhurt.
He is so jammy!

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Proof that woman do things just to start an argument:

The wife rang me at work yesterday and said "I've not had time to make tea, do you fancy going out for some?"

"Yeah that sounds good", I replied.

When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.
 

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