Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Just had a go on a OUIJA board. I asked it. "will I get sex this years"?

The arrow moved to H then A then H then A, and this has been going on for 2 hours now.

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I saw a weasel in the pub last night.

You'll never guess what he asked to drink.

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Leather is “rated” based on its texture.
Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated “A”,

but hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically "D" Hide-Rated.

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Today I made my first bit of money as a photographer.
I sold my camera.

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Greenland have launched their first ever national lottery .
You have to be Inuit to win it!

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I paused a film last night while I made a cup of tea.
I've now lost my job at the cinema.

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Lat week I said to my wife that my New Years resolution is not to say anything that will upset people,

and I bet yours is to lose a lot of weight”.

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Oops!!

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17 hours ago, roo860 said:

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