moose7117 Posted February 15, 2023 Posted February 15, 2023 what do lesbians and sea turtles have in common ? Bloody good chance they will gag on plastic 1 1
Popular Post Zyxel Posted February 16, 2023 Popular Post Posted February 16, 2023 Who is really the smartest? A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves."What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?" the man says. “Yeah, sure!” the boy replies. "Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!" 1 2
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