Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Doctor, Doctor! I keep comparing things to something else.

Don’t worry, it’s only analogy.
 

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Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a bridge.

What’s come over you to make you think that?

 

So far three cars, a motorbike and a lorry!

 

 

 

 

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2 policemen sitting in booth on Sukhumvit, when they see a man running up the road. One of them pulls the gun and shoots the man dead...

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! yells the other cop...

Curfew, says the other...

But it's only 8.50 pm !!!

I know where that man lives. He'd never make it home by 9...

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[fangless]

How do sailors wash their clothes?

They throw their laundry overboard and it’s washed ashore!
 

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A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint. “That will be ten dollars please” says the barman. The hippo pays and starts to sip his beer. “You know we don’t get many hippos in here” says the barman.

The hippo replies: “At ten dollars a drink I’m not surprised!”.

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How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line!

But don't get him angry by baiting him!
 

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Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll!
 

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Why was the broom late?

It over swept!
 

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What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Floodlights!
 

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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!