Worst Joke Ever 2025

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On 8/23/2021 at 3:12 PM, fasteddie said:

Unfortunately there are witnesses still alive.

You did it wrong then, didn't you?  ????

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They should have insisted that Jesus uses a condom.

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On 8/27/2021 at 3:14 AM, fangless said:

Reminds me of this absolute classic 

 

 

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11 hours ago, fangless said:

Rubbish!  ????

I was going to say it went out half as often as you as you had to gout out twice, once to put it out and once to bring it in.  Then I remembered you have a wife to do that!

 

PS;  I have a vivid imagination!

And a death wish? ????

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5 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

I thought I had it, but I don't remember there being a "kiddy" in front of "fiddler on the roof", so it must be "prat on a hot tin roof".

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In a strongly worded statement the UN warns Afghani Taliban Leader Mawlawi Hibatullah Akhundzada

"if you continue to commit human rights violations, we will be forced to hold another meeting!"

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After a terrible time with Diarrhoea and a long struggle with Hypercholesterolemia,
I finally won the spelling contest.

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What does "chiedere un amico" mean?
Asking for a friend.

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I wish I hadn't started working for the Samaritans.
I rang in sick this morning and they talked me out of it.