Worst Joke Ever 2025

fangless · October 12, 2021

1 hour ago, ravip said:

"Ode to the Spell Checker!"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Crossy · October 12, 2021

ballpoint · October 12, 2021

5 hours ago, fangless said:

Did Rosemary mint that sparsley thought out answer for you?

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I thought it was rather sage advice.

fangless · October 12, 2021

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I thought it was rather sage advice.

I was going to suggest you get stuffed, with the spice of life, but I don't want you getting too full of yourself or getting to feel a right turkey!

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chickenslegs · October 12, 2021

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I thought it was rather sage advice.

We should have seen that one cumin.

roo860 · October 12, 2021

chickenslegs · October 12, 2021

My lovely wife has just turned 50 years old.

She's still in good shape, except for a bit of arthritis in her knees.

But, knees apart, she's still great fun.

chickenslegs · October 12, 2021

She's retired now, but she was a qualified croupier.

She often worked at excluslive casinos, where gamblers paid top money to pay roulette all day and poker all night.

chickenslegs · October 12, 2021

She's quite a country and western music lover.

She's got every Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson record available.

She's always been a big fan of Willie's, and now she's working her way through a complete boxed set of Johnny's...

chickenslegs · October 12, 2021

She loves to take her little lapdogs to work, and likes to dress them up in the latest styles.

All her co-workers say they appreciate her doggy fashion.

chickenslegs · October 12, 2021

She applied for a body-double part in a new movie.

The casting director said although he wasn't sure he could use her arms or hands, he'd certainly be happy to find her legs a part...

ballpoint · October 13, 2021

ballpoint · October 13, 2021

7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

We should have seen that one cumin.

Now things are really spicing up.

ballpoint · October 13, 2021

9 hours ago, fangless said:

I was going to suggest you get stuffed, with the spice of life, but I don't want you getting too full of yourself or getting to feel a right turkey!

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I hope you take the chili reception with the humour it was meant, but I'm not going to curry favour. I suggest your stuffing needs more anise. And vice versa.